So, I've spent the past two days watching seasons 5 and 6 of Deep Space Nine. My experience can pretty much be summed up in one paragraph.

Quark got a sex change. Quark got a sex change. Quark, canonically, got a sex change.

This is far worse than Miles giving head to a Jumja stick. Far worse on many, many levels.

So, uh... Miles. Why are you giving head to a Jumja Stick?